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The Canadian Cold - The Road
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Juan
Date: 2008-06-11 15:20
Subject: The Canadian Cold
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Apparently we brought back from Canada a Grade A+ contageous cold. Everyone at the office is sick, including moi.
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Neal
User: parc
Date: 2008-06-12 20:51 (UTC)
Subject: Tea
Drink hot tea at 11am and then again at 3pm. The afternoon tea should be taken with a small pastry of some sort.

This will confuse the virus into thinking that your are in fact Canadian. As such the infection will run on Canadian standard minutes, which are actually only 32 American minutes long. Thankfully monetary parity has had no influence on time parity.
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User: austinamber
Date: 2008-06-13 04:12 (UTC)
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sorry to hear that you're sick again. Hope you feel better. Have a fun weekend with dad.
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