City of New R'yleth: Eeek! Light!
Pika-thulu (in a deep booming voice) : I am GOD of Spilled Beverages! See my nastyness and despair!
Fight my slime monster!
Me: Oh nos! Scrubbing Bubbles I choose You!
Epic battle ensues- Slime uses Sticky! attack. Bubbles uses Open up a new can special attack!
Seriously, how does LINT get to the bottom of the fridge?
I can only imagine the fridge and dryer bummping uglies in the middle of the night.