She is also probably the only person on earth capable of choking to death on mac and cheese because she stuffs it into her mouth till it is full like a chipmonk and then starts chewing. If she runs out of air before she's done she starts to choke so I have to tell her to take a bite, chew, swallow, and then take another bite. I can just see my mom 'You let her choke on mac and cheese? How'd you do that?'
They would probably think I did it by stuffing it in her mouth. I can just see Grissom coming to take me away as the little flashback shows me stuffing mac and cheese down her throat till she dies.
Oh, and Get Fuzzy is very funny today.