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Date: 2004-07-19 14:43
Subject: Grandma humor
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So O'mama boiled some sausages for breakfast which she proceeds to nossh on without her teeth. She would pull off the casing and eat the insides. So I asked her if she needed her teeth and she said nope. Then I make Mac and Cheese for Amber and give her a bowl, at which point she decided she wanted teeth which made me chuckle that she didn't need them for sausages but did for mac and cheese. hehee.

She is also probably the only person on earth capable of choking to death on mac and cheese because she stuffs it into her mouth till it is full like a chipmonk and then starts chewing. If she runs out of air before she's done she starts to choke so I have to tell her to take a bite, chew, swallow, and then take another bite. I can just see my mom 'You let her choke on mac and cheese? How'd you do that?'
They would probably think I did it by stuffing it in her mouth. I can just see Grissom coming to take me away as the little flashback shows me stuffing mac and cheese down her throat till she dies.

Oh, and Get Fuzzy is very funny today.
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