If I were the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz I'd always carry an umbrella.
If I were the Tin Man I wouldn't be a woodsman either.
I mean a boxer or wrestler would be a better profession cause when people hit me
it would hurt them cause I'm like made of tin. Or firefighter cause then I'd get
all the chicks, although I'd have to look up the melting point of tin before I applied.
It would suck to melt.