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Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Date: 2005-04-13 10:17
Subject: Deep Thoughts by mcclintock
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If I were the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz I'd always carry an umbrella.
If I were the Tin Man I wouldn't be a woodsman either.
I mean a boxer or wrestler would be a better profession cause when people hit me
it would hurt them cause I'm like made of tin. Or firefighter cause then I'd get
all the chicks, although I'd have to look up the melting point of tin before I applied.
It would suck to melt.
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Mouse: *wagglewaggle*
User: mouse42
Date: 2005-04-13 16:00 (UTC)
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Hmm... fireman probably not a good career choice, since tin has a very low melting point - about 450 F. Maybe a nightclub owner? The flashing lights and such would look really neat reflecting off tin skin. He could fund it with his profits from his stint as Emperor of the Winkies.
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User: mcclintock
Date: 2005-04-14 01:14 (UTC)
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Well, once you've been Emperor I guess anything else is a step down.
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User: mouse42
Date: 2005-04-14 01:17 (UTC)
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Yeah, but, you know... winkies. Yuck.
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Isobel de Bohun
User: belle_vivre
Date: 2005-04-13 17:24 (UTC)
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you could hire out as a mascot for a sports team, get a lot of corporate endorsements...

(makes me wonder- why isnt Superman the mascot for the Steelers? I mean, it's steel as in the metal, right? Man o' Steel and alla that...)

and... ya know... crumpets are yummy bits... that taste yummy- other than that, I'll leave it up to your dirty mind!
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