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Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Date: 2006-01-22 00:05
Subject: Deep Thoughts - Ants
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If ants could talk, people would be much nicer to them.

An ant was once going to tell me a very important secret, but then I brushed my pants and a crumb fell out, and the ant was all like 'Hey Crumb!', and I was like, 'What were you saying little ant dude.' and he was all like 'I forgot, but Hey Crumb! Yummy!'

If they could talk, they could have heeded my warnings to leave my bathroom, but instead I had to violate the Geneva Convention and use chemical weapons on them. It sucks to be an ant.
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Maeveness: ElfMeabh
User: sidhemeabh
Date: 2006-01-22 06:18 (UTC)
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LOL Bwahaha...

The Pooor weeee tings.

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User: sapphyre22222
Date: 2006-01-22 06:26 (UTC)
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I had an ant farm as a kid. That was fascinating. Ants that use my house as a thruway, though, to get from front to back, well, they're trespassers and shall be dealt with accordingly.
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Isobel de Bohun
User: belle_vivre
Date: 2006-01-22 17:50 (UTC)
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ants lived in my apartment more this year than I did... they just wanted the water, though...
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Andrea Marie
User: andreamarie
Date: 2006-01-22 18:02 (UTC)
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If you kill those ants, you'll make the baby jesus cry.
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User: nerak1220
Date: 2006-01-23 05:42 (UTC)
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You are hilarious. I also had to have a nuclear war with ants in my apartment last fall. Sometimes they just don't listen...
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