March 10th, 2005

Black Mage

Anger Management

Hulk Angry! Car repairs make Hulk very Angry! Take too long, cost too much, bad time and cost estimates make Hulk smashy!

Have you heard the legend of Sparda? Or about his son Dante who gets killed by monsters more often than Angel gets broody? Sure, he's all cocky and tough in the cut-scenes, but get him into a real battle and he goes down faster than Monica. I WILL beat this game on what some sadist decided to name 'Normal' difficulty. I don't know about you, but my 'normal' day doesn't include me getting gang raped by scythe wielding specters of doom or having my nads frozen off by three-headed frost breathing doggies.
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