September 17th, 2005


Rabbit Fiction

It's a busy day at Rabbit Dispatch Command. The Magic Industry Convention is going on in Las Vegas, and for every magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, there has to be a rabbit sent through the magic portal. General Hare looks at the screen, and counts the recruits ready to leap into the fray. It will not be enough, so desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Open the Brothel!" the General shouts as red lights appear on his screen. Red lights blare into action as Barry White starts playing throughout the base.
The brothel is magic, for every two rabbits thrown in, you get 4 rabbits out! Soon the red warnings on the screen disappear, as tons of rabbits pour out of the brothel.
No kid will be disappointed today as General Hare looks in satisfaction over the statues of Rocky and Bullwinkle and the inscription 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'