January 2nd, 2006



Like Happy New Years! I've been struck by a mighty wave of ambivalence and have been lazing about.

My big accomplishment thus far this year has been finding the remote control in the couch cushions. Oh, and mocking wet marching band members in the Rose Bowl parade this morning.

I also beat up a fat mole yesterday who had stolen my gift harp in virtual PS2 land. Take that Fat Mole who sounds like Sam Kinneson! Whack! Whack a Mole!