June 12th, 2007

Book of Death

Deadliest Catch

Maybe they'll do a Deadliest Catch musical. I'd love to hear Mike Rowe sing "The Bering Sea, 400 miles of the coldest, most inhospital, stormy, and deadly sea. I'm here to catch crabs for some big money!"
I'd have to be in the style of The Lion King, with lots of dancing as the crabs move around and the crews dump the pots. The bad guy would be the North Sea personified and he would lay the smack down on everyone.