My audio on the tv died and is only coming out one side and I can't find my frelling band-aids.

In other news watching too much VH1 will have you coming up with somethiing like this..

Ghetto version of Dolly Parton's Joleen
Replace Joleen with You Bitch

Your butt is big and round and plump
I see him gazing at that trunk
and I can not compete with you, you bitch.