Today's Tweets

14:30 I just got a new testerone implant last week and it's definately working. I'm easily annoyed today. #
15:59 Despite the fact that it's a pretty day outside. #
16:00 I have TWO dates this week with different women. Granted it's a second date with one and first with another. #
16:12 Counting these, I've probably had 5 dates in the past year. So when it rains it pours. #
16:30 I had to file California State Income tax because I worked there a few days. Greedy bastard state. Apparenently there's no minimum thr ... #

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