Juan (mcclintock) wrote,
Juan
mcclintock

Frell!

I never even saw the warning signs. I would have helped him if I knew he was thinking about suicide.
Somehow my pyrex measuring cup ended his life by leaping off the cupboard, bouncing off the countertop, and shattering splendidly into a bazillion pieces on my kitchen floor while I was watching TV in the living room.
I couldn't have gotten a wider distribution of pieces if I tried, they go from my dining room table, every square inch of the kitchen floor, and out into the hallway.

I think the salt shaker might have pushed him, he's looking awfully shifty, but the pepper shaker swears he's a salt of the earth type of guy. I've mopped twice and gone over the cracks with duct tape picking up any remaining shards, but I know there are still little landmine bastards waiting for me to walk in there barefoot and attack.
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