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Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Date: 2003-08-05 19:49
Subject: Frell!
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I never even saw the warning signs. I would have helped him if I knew he was thinking about suicide.
Somehow my pyrex measuring cup ended his life by leaping off the cupboard, bouncing off the countertop, and shattering splendidly into a bazillion pieces on my kitchen floor while I was watching TV in the living room.
I couldn't have gotten a wider distribution of pieces if I tried, they go from my dining room table, every square inch of the kitchen floor, and out into the hallway.

I think the salt shaker might have pushed him, he's looking awfully shifty, but the pepper shaker swears he's a salt of the earth type of guy. I've mopped twice and gone over the cracks with duct tape picking up any remaining shards, but I know there are still little landmine bastards waiting for me to walk in there barefoot and attack.
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User: makewayforme
Date: 2003-08-05 17:56 (UTC)
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Requiescat in pace. Sounds like it was a cry for help to me.
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twenty pounds of crazy in a ten pound bag
User: denimdoll
Date: 2003-08-05 19:29 (UTC)
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Your description made me laugh out loud. :-)
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User: beaten_chairs
Date: 2003-08-09 00:14 (UTC)
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haha. you always crack me up with your silly entries. i like your type of sense of humor because i think it's one of those rare types that people can't seem to appreciate.

oh well. poor guy. may he rest in peace. your account of the incident sounds like the kitchenware in beauty and the beast gone bad. lol.
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