Juan (mcclintock) wrote,
Juan
mcclintock

Humor laden Valentines wishes From the Stranger paper in Seattle?

My favorites:

BADGER**BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER mushroom MUSHROOM! Arrrgh! Snaaaake, snaaake, ooohhhh it's a snaaaake

JEDI MASTER WINDU**I love you and I want your purple lightsaber. Marry me, you fake character. A mysterious knight

YOU WEAR THE SAME** sweater everyday, and I love ya nonetheless. Quirky bastard. Ah, but to be a sad-eyed young blonde. Ask me out sometime? Whee! Institutional? Whee! Frida? Whee!

GUY ON THE CORNER OF 5TH AND PINE**I love how you've bedazzled your sign and your hat. (P.S. Catholics aren't communist, but they're still f*ck3d up). -A Big Fan

A match made in heaven?

OBI-WAN**I *heart* you more even more than Krispy Kreme. Love, zee

ZEE**I AM THINKING OF YOU NAKED TONIGHT WHILE I EAT RAW, FROZEN CORNDOGS AND LISTEN TO CHEAP TRICK. XOXO OBI!

hehehe


MY GIRLPIRATE KIRSTY**Of all the riches in the galaxy, I covet your pirate booty most of all. Love and lightsabers, Master K.

DARCY**We love that you talk us on walks! That you give us treats! That you pick up our poop! WE ROVE YOU! OsoBAD and AmanDUH


ETTA MAE**We love our bed, Your 'cunka' tastes sweet, You give awesome head, Time to eat? After, we fuck, It's mind-blowing too, Where'd'all the luck Come for us two? Peaches


TO ALL YOU LONELIES** Hoping for a valentine that didn't get one: It could be worse. My last valentine is fucking my brother. At least they're both fat now.

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